Hello there!
Jan. 6th, 2012 11:45 pmYou have something to say to me? Well then, that's brilliant. Nothing else to do than talk to sm-- wonderful humans. Charming, wonderful humans with their lovely fingernails and eye sockets and... Other areas which I'm sure are considered very attractive. And if you're not human, well, just ignore all of that and, um, even if you are human you probably should just go ahead and move along to the next bit here. That's the instruction bit. Very important, this next bit.
All right then, all you have to do is just click on that little link down there that says post a new comment. No... no not that one... yes, there you are. That's the one. Then you just tap at the keyboard and little letters will pop up on the screen. Don't be alarmed! That is supposed to happen. Common mistake, becoming alarmed by the little letters, but nothing to worry about whatsoever.
Now, when you've got the tapping and letters down, you'll be able to make words out of those letters, and hopefully sentences. See, if I were doing it, I would just tell the computer what to write like I'm doing right now, and no fussy keyboards getting in the way, and if you're not human you could do it that way. I should've said that first. If you're not human, you should just connect to the computer and no need to fuss with links and keys and letters and all that. But if you're human, just go ahead and follow the previous instructions, and when you're finished there's a button there that says post comment. That is the button you click next. DO NOT click the back button or the home button or the fancy logo in the upper left-hand corner, because then you'll have to start the process all over again, and neither of us want that. I'm sure you have plenty of important human things to do like eating and using the bathroom and washing your face and all those charming, uh, things. Yes.
Go on, don't be afraid. Just click post comment. You'll have to use your mouse for that, by the way. Or maybe a, uh, those little square bits on laptops. Or maybe you're on a phone. Isn't that something, being able to use phones to talk to people? Well. I mean, I guess that's what they were always for, if you think about it. But to type to people too, that's a real innovation.
Well, I suppose I should stop going on for a bit so you can figure out that keyboard. Right! I'll just... wait. Maybe hum. Do you mind humming? I find it relaxing. Hmmm hmm hmmmmmm. Some people find it annoying though. I can stop. Yes. All right then. Go right ahead.
All right then, all you have to do is just click on that little link down there that says post a new comment. No... no not that one... yes, there you are. That's the one. Then you just tap at the keyboard and little letters will pop up on the screen. Don't be alarmed! That is supposed to happen. Common mistake, becoming alarmed by the little letters, but nothing to worry about whatsoever.
Now, when you've got the tapping and letters down, you'll be able to make words out of those letters, and hopefully sentences. See, if I were doing it, I would just tell the computer what to write like I'm doing right now, and no fussy keyboards getting in the way, and if you're not human you could do it that way. I should've said that first. If you're not human, you should just connect to the computer and no need to fuss with links and keys and letters and all that. But if you're human, just go ahead and follow the previous instructions, and when you're finished there's a button there that says post comment. That is the button you click next. DO NOT click the back button or the home button or the fancy logo in the upper left-hand corner, because then you'll have to start the process all over again, and neither of us want that. I'm sure you have plenty of important human things to do like eating and using the bathroom and washing your face and all those charming, uh, things. Yes.
Go on, don't be afraid. Just click post comment. You'll have to use your mouse for that, by the way. Or maybe a, uh, those little square bits on laptops. Or maybe you're on a phone. Isn't that something, being able to use phones to talk to people? Well. I mean, I guess that's what they were always for, if you think about it. But to type to people too, that's a real innovation.
Well, I suppose I should stop going on for a bit so you can figure out that keyboard. Right! I'll just... wait. Maybe hum. Do you mind humming? I find it relaxing. Hmmm hmm hmmmmmm. Some people find it annoying though. I can stop. Yes. All right then. Go right ahead.